Apparently we take requests now. But I’m limiting it to people who are getting married in the next week. Oh, who am I kidding, you want it, I’ll bake it!

Kevin is a colleague. He’s English. Apparently he’s found it impossible to get an authentic Cornish pasty in Australia: carrots and peas are big no-nos evidently – I wouldn’t know, I’ve never eaten a pasty, Cornish or otherwise. He attempted to make them himself. He failed. (more…)


You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies! Well, technically, I ate the pie, so I guess I’m a fat bastard. But Lyndal made me do it! And is it technically a pie if it doesn’t have any pastry? (more…)